There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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