He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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