Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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