Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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