i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
In the future we'll all be gay
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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