i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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