i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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