whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
