I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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