why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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