The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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