He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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