why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
