Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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