I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
This is classic penis vs brain.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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