Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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