Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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