I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
