I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
