what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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