i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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