You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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