i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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