If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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