I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
3pm strippers are depressing
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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