yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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