their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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