so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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