I'm gonna have a badass scar
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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