apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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