Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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