My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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