let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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