After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
