it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
and she was petting her beer can
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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