D3 body, D1 cock
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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