You can't motorboat a personality
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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