I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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