I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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