Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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