That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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