Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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