I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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