doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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