He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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