Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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