the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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