Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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