He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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