But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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