"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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